Welcome to Shawnee Heights HOA
Ministry of Propaganda
Residents of Shawnee Heights and passersby benefit from the erudition of the community's sharing library. Through a painstaking review and selection process, the key works of human understanding are expertly curated and made available to all.
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Ministry of Public Works
Residents of Shawnee Heights take code enforcement "seriously." With active, alert and engaged municipal oversight dans le quartier, residents may rest assured that the safety and welfare of neighborhood infrastructure is sound and in compliance with the regulations that matter, not wasting time with those that don't.
Ministry of Security
Residents of Shawnee Heights enjoy the ever vigilant services of Kravitz Home Security (patent pending). Minister of Security, Gladys (aka Pool Boy), keeps a watchful eye on the intersection of Happy & Healthy (any similarity to the duly registered tag line of a national drug store chain is purely coincidental).
Ministry of Transportation
Ministry of Transportation
Residents of Shawnee Heights, at least those of sturdy constitution, may avail themselves of the aviation services* of its resident jet pilot (and former Jeep owner).
*Aviation services pending the acquisition of an airworthy plane with enough seating.
Services de l'ambassade
Ministry of Transportation
Services de l'ambassade
Residents of Shawnee Heights connect with the outside world through a well-established and carefully calibrated network of ambassadorial, consular and резидентура outposts stretching from Osage City in the West to Bonner Springs, Lawrence and Western Shawnee (all, also in the West).
Zoological Extension
Ministry of Transportation
Services de l'ambassade
Residents of Shawnee Heights are required by custom to have at least one dog and may provide safe harbor to any member of the family Sciuridae of the suborder Sciuromorpha of the order Rodentia of phylum and class Chordata Mammalia. They may also have a cat.
2025 Shawnee Heights HOA Events Calendar
Old Shawnee Days
June 7 beginning at 10 a.m.
Join in some laid-back neighborhood fun.
2025 locale: yard TBD
Note: The 22-foot inflatable bouncy waterslide will be back this coming year!
Hangout at the Hangar
July 4 at 7 p.m.
Contact Minister of Transportation Baughman or Minister of Propaganda Field for more info.
Food, Festivities, Fireworks
Summer Cinema
May - June at Dusk
Friday, May 16
The Naked Gun
Friday, May 30
Monty Python & the Holy Grail
Friday, June 6
Young Frankenstein
Saturday, June 13
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Saturday, June 28
Jaws
July - August TBD
Lighting of the Leg Lamp
Day after Thanksgiving
Nov. 28 at 7 p.m.
Family and friends, who are drawn to the "soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window," are welcome at Tom's house for the traditional lighting of the Leg Lamp. The more the merrier, so bring along any family or friends in for Thanksgiving!
Polar Plunge
December 7, 2025
Come one, come all to the winter wonderland of Clear Lake, Iowa, and jump in a frozen lake or just dip a toe for charity.
Post-plunge hot tub arrangements are in the works!
Contact Tom for more info.
Monthly Mahjong Madness
Last Sunday of the month at 7 p.m.
144 Tiles in the forms of Dots, Bamboo, Characters, Winds, Dragons, Flowers and Seasons amount to one helluva a fun night.
Play or learn to play a Hong Kong favorite: Mahjong!
Rotating hosts (default is Tom's house)
Progressive Dinner
Progressive Dinner
TBD
Enjoy a medley of tastes and locales with the newest addition to the Shawnee Heights social calendar.
Start the evening with an apéritif and appetizers. Move on to soup and salad, followed by a delectable main course, sides and breads. Dessert and coffee top off the meal. For those who enjoy night caps, whether worn or not, the night concludes with a delightful digestif.